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Logan L.

Logan L., Staff Writer

Logan L.: Emerald press author/most superior human being on this planet

I’m Logan, I’m the most awesome human on this planet (aside from burt reynolds).

And if you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m also the most humble being to ever exist, ever. 

On my fourth birthday, I turned four, and by the time I was nine I had aged five more years. My family is so rich I live in two houses, this totally has nothing to do with my parents being divorced however. 

My journey as a staff member in the emerald press started when I entered the eighth grade, and I was told to do so. This bio was made in the beginning of my emerald press career so I won’t be able to list the many, absolutely beautiful things I’m sure I’ve written. 

And Ever since I was little I’ve found loophole after loophole, loving finding ways around the rules. And although I will admit my speling isn’t as great as it should be, I’m still an incredibly handsome, mischievously clever, genius with great hair.

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