Jokes and Puns!

Alone this Valentines Day? Here are some jokes sure to ease the pain!

Carl Garcia, Benevolent Ruler, King of the Masses|February 15, 2022

Credit: Encyclopedia Britannica

What did one watermelon say to the other?

Your one in a melon!

 

What’s cupid’s favorite band?

Kiss!

 

What does a squirrel do when it’s in love?

It goes nuts!

 

What did the oar say to his wife?

This is so row-mantic!

 

What did the cucumber say to the pickle on valentines day?

You mean a great dill to me!

 

What did the flame say to her husband?

We’re a great match!

 

How did the iphone propose to his girlfriend?

With a ring!