What did one watermelon say to the other?

Your one in a melon!

What’s cupid’s favorite band?

Kiss!

What does a squirrel do when it’s in love?

It goes nuts!

What did the oar say to his wife?

This is so row-mantic!

What did the cucumber say to the pickle on valentines day?

You mean a great dill to me!

What did the flame say to her husband?

We’re a great match!

How did the iphone propose to his girlfriend?

With a ring!