Jokes and Puns!
Need a laugh? Here are some Halloween-themed jokes sure to crack you up!
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!
What’s a mummy’s favorite music?
Wrap!
Where do mummies go on vacation?
The Dead Sea!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom?
He had no body to go with!
How do skeletons fly around?
Skelecopter!
What did the crow say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
I don’t like dracula.
He’s a pain in the neck!
